Unofficial Networks must be bored. They have a list of places with some good powder skiing, pasted up there like some sorta divine revelation. Real shocking list. Japan, Revy, Japan, Alta. I hope whoever done writ that shit made them big bills. I mean, the journalism required. Staggering. Or if it's AI I hope they give up turn the whole shebang over to the robots.
With little further ado, here's our list:
ANYWHERE THEY IS GOOD SNOW WHEN YOU SKIING IN THAT PLACE WITH THE GOOD GOOD POWDER SNOW THAT YOU ARE SKIING ON THAT MIGHT AT OTHER TIMES NOT BE GOOD BUT HEY RIGHT NOW ITS F@*()&$)*(&ńŻ(#(*%))(* YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW
Just remember, if you don't do it this year, you'll be one year older when you do. And if you can ski here, you can ski anywhere.
Title from a song Gary Allan had a hit with in 2005 that was originally recorded by the late-90s epic AI-rock band Vertical Horizon. Don't think too too hard abote it. It wasn't that good.
Shoot. I just realised that back in the day I made the same number of turns on the King on teles that I did on Chair 7 Extreme. Anybody got a time machine?